Friday, June 18, 2010

Breaking NEWS

Ditmas Park residents have found a way to end all ills in the world. The white residents of ditmas park specifically the white commentators of the ditmas park blog has come up with the greatest gift to mankind that the world has ever seen. This will cure and solve every problem in the world. The solution you ask? Get this! If you don't talk about something or acknowledge the existence of said thing it does not EXIST and will go away. Now this is groundbreaking stuff. Apparently if you don't talk about racism or mention race while doing something that is racist, its not Racist and it will not be racist unless you mention race or the act as being racist. And if someone calls you out on the racism, it will be there fault that racism exist. This has tremendous impact not only for racism, but theoretically for every ill in the world. We can finally have world peace if we use this new found phenomena. It would work like this. Say the oil spill in the gulf. If we don't talk about the oil spill in the gulf or acknowledge the oil spill then the oil spill will magically go away. As long as no one calls out BP or say anything about the oil spill, it does not exist. If you acknowledge the oil spill then it will be your fault that the oil spill exist. So just don't mention it and it will go away ok? This has will have a tremendous impact on the environment. If we do not acknowledge pollution or call it pollution we can pollute the environment as much as we can as long as we don't acknowledge that its pollution or call it pollution. The will not be any pollution and if you talk about pollution then it will be your fault that pollution exist. So just don't talk about pollution!!! ok. This new idea will end wars, diseases and anything that exist that we wish not to exist anymore. If your diagnose with say cancer, you can curse your doctor, tell her its not cancer, do not acknowledge cancer, don't call it cancer and it will cease to exist. Similarly if you are a racist real estate agent and you want to promote a certain neighborhood on a certain neighborhood blog that lets say rhymes with dark men's bark, you can put all the racism in a 5 minute video as you can, as long as you don't acknowledge the racism in the video. The beauty of this new found cure is that as long as you refuse to acknowledge the reality around you, you can practice whatever you want, war not a problem, don't call it a war, don't acknowledge it as a war and you can have world peace at the same time your bombing the hell out of your enemies.

9 comments:

sam said...

Wow, I never though about it that way

Anonymous said...

Interesting

Anonymous said...

Thank you for keeping this issue alive and not giving in to your detractors. We need to eliminate this type of thinking.

Anonymous said...

That was idiotic.

harold said...

What was idiotic the post or the ditmas park blog's bias reporting? I find the ditmas park blog to be unbearable to read anymore. It so simplistic sometimes I wwonder if those people are for real.

Anonymous said...

I think the post was ironic. Which in itself is very hipster like... how ironic is that.

Craig said...

Keep up the good work

Anonymous said...

The world is watching. Keep posting

Anonymous said...

what happened that they decided to ignore? I'm white in Bedstuy. The victimization of the african american race by the white race has sure played a number on the african americans. So how do we help resolve issues of crime and violence in neighborhoods where it's related to economic poverty and the poorest people are going to be african americans and other minorities? It's complicated by the fact that most people in Ditmas Park, which is extremely liberal, probably want a friendly neighborhood to live in and to work for change in every community. But it's also a struggle if you see crimes being committed by a majority of one race. It gets confusing. I don't know what the answer is. White people are responsible for racism but I don't know what to do if it directly affects me due to violent or non violent crime as the result of poor people who are likely to be minorities reaping those crimes upon me. And so in my ignorance and confusion I'd like to know a different way to approach the resolution of these struggles other than just f*&&k white people. I happen to be white so that is less appealing to me than my neighbors, who have been super friendly because I'm working to be part of the community but we had a big neighborhood party and I was almost 100% ignored by their friends. I'm not upset about it. I'm just wondering, if this is the hostility felt in a more or less middle class group of african americans towards a white woman, what are the poorest, most destitute people feeling? And why can't we start a community, in person forum to address these issues?